About the Lady of Crazy
ahem. I began as a small child on Planet Oxnard, where every one was trained at a young age about how to take over a planet. My mission now is to take over this puny planet you call Earth by zombie-fying you all through your computer screens. Once zombie-fyed, you will either be sent to my home planet for experimentation, or shipped under my refrigerator where i hold my secret conferences with Xebu, my partner (and computer). You will join the ranks of my banana army and together we shall conquer derekwm2000's army of scottish twinkies, again! From there-on you will be kept as a pet monkey-slave, bringing me creme soda and hiding under my bed. Enjoy your stay.

About Planet Oxnard
A long time ago, in this very same galaxy, a puny composite of star-dust began to take shape. it grew and grew, and finally became a solid planet. The first inhabitants of this planet where explorers from another universe, they named the planet Oxnard. Once a few colonies were established, they realized that there could be other plentiful planets out there to harvest. So they began preparing their children for world domination. Planet Oxnard is a strange place, inhabited by crazy people. Very advanced, however. Studies show that puny earth-people have no defense against the Oxnardians. Beware.